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Source: Rookie Showdown Tournament

Note: The Bolded letters are INSTRUCTIONS

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"Tch...nobody's here..." Ranei grumbles. "Well...might as well post up the rules." Ranei mutters to himself as he posts up the paper to the tournament player's room.

A man walked up, "You know. It's good to see the new shinobi rise up to their duty now. We need them the most now after all." Ranei turned, "Sorry, did you say something?" The man sighed, "No, nothing.", and walked off.

The proctor got a confused look on his face, and shrugs. Ranei then goes to the auditorium and starts to get ready. "Let's see...stove, heater..." Ranei's voice trails off as the paper that he posted out had the following rules.

Rules

WELCOME TO THE ROOKIE SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENTS! THIS TOURNAMENT, AS YOU KNOW, ARE FOR LITTLE NEWBIES ON THIS NARUTO FANON!!! Now, as you know, you'll face many bizarre and very cool challenges and many great battles. BUT, first, your challenge for this tournament. One person will be eliminated in this challenge. Leaving only 5 people. Now, as you saw in the paper's challenge on the information page that you guys got. You'll be cooking. That's right cooking. Now, now, now, don't argue about this challenge. This will actually test your right usage of jutsus, your teamwork, and great social openings. Now then, time to get to the rules on cooking.

  • Your recipes for your cooking are the following types: Noodles, Bread, Meat, Vegetables, and Seafood. There are going to be 4 recipe books that will be layed out. Don't think it's enough? Too bad, it's going to work on your teamwork of who gets it or not. So, keep in mind. Now, these types, they aren't going to be simply that, you're going to have to find out of whatever food that I pronounce, it had better go to that type. Now, luckily, each recipe will have the same cooking to each type. I will now pronounce the types under here of how to simply cook them.
  • Noodles: Fill the pot with water halfway, but wait, there is no water! Only like a little half-gallon bucket...:( So what are you going to do? Well, hopefully one of you people knows a water type jutsu that can manipulate and make water. If none of you has it, well, you're going to have to talk to me then. Now, after filling the pot halfway, turn the heater to full and wait for it to boil. Which might take 10 minutes, while you wait, you're going to have to cook some other stuff while waiting. After it's done, cook the amount of noodles that are needed and put it in. Stir it around, make sure that the noodles do not touch the floor of the pot or it'll stick there. After some 5 minutes, it'll be done (taste check remember!), add whatever ingredients that are needed and give it to Ranei for a check.
  • Bread: Oh boy, hopefully you know how to make some bread! You need the right amount of flower to get it's great texture and crumb the most. You must measure the flour by weight, as it's more accurate then volume. Use 60% - 75% of water into the flour. After that, add some yeast into it and it will start to rise. Once it full rises, you're then to put the risen bread into the stove and wait for 5-10 minutes. Then, add the additional ingredients.
  • Meat: Boy, meat is probably the hardest thing that you can possibly do. You must add some oil first and let it steam and such. Then, you're ready to add the meat and let it cook. Stir it around so that you can make the meat a lot more balanced and healthy and such. Do it for some 15 minutes and add the additional ingredients. Don't overcook it or make it undercooked it's going to be perfectly raw.
  • Vegetables: This is pretty much the easy part. You can either steam it to just give out the simple food, or, you can cook it to make it a tasting flavor. When steaming it, you can just simply wait for the water boil for 10 minutes. Then, add the vegetables. When it's steamed, it takes a very short time for it to be ready, so, keep your eyes open. Add the additional ingredients after that. When cooking, it's pretty much the same as meat, but, it takes a less time. Stir it around and such, then, add the additional ingredients.
  • Seafood: This is actually pretty hard...possibly the hardest. It's like cooking meat. Except, you must first add the additional ingredients FIRST! Then, put the fish into the stove for heating. Then, you CAREFULLY add the fish into the wok after the ingredients are cooked up. Break the fish and you're pretty much starting over again. Just let it steam and such for 10 minutes. And then, carefully turn it around and such. After at least 15 minutes, the fish should be ready and up for serving.
  • Now then, once done making all the food above and such. You are to give your serving to Ranei for checking. If it's great, he'll praise you greatly. If it's not, he'll start to swear at you and force you to do it again. It all depends on how you do things. Also, when adding the additional ingredients, it means of what type of food it goes to. Like, if it's ramen, you need eggs, or meat, flavor chickened, etc.
  • Make sure that you taste check only the following: Noodles, meat, and bread. Take a little slice from it and eat it, check to see if it's good or not. Don't taste the others as you could ruin it.
  • Now...for the heating and everything, you're going to have to use jutsus to do your job. Work as a team when cooking, it's all 6 of you as a team to work together and to serve out the food correctly. If you don't work cooperatively, well, you might get out early then you have expected. How do you work as a team? Don't ask me, you should find it out by yourself. And remember, this challenge is ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK!!!

I think that's it...well, it's ready for you! Go out and do well! talk to me when confused.

The Entrance

REGISTERING!

Chase Deladracroness "Only 5 people?" Ranei wondered as he chpeeks at the five rookies inside the auditorium. "Tch...one too short..." Ranei mutters to himself as he looks at the list. Then, one name surprises him. He then smirks, and talks to himself. "Hopefully your own friend wins? Eh, Otonami?" Ranei then starts to call out all the names in the list, excluding Aosh hatchi though.

All but Mori came to towards the table in which everywhere else was dark. And out to the auditorium were 4 tables. 2 tables had stoves, pots, and woks, and a table in which a heater was below. Mori as a black cat appeared to be sleeping on the heated table. The other 2 tables had knives, forks, spoons, and multiple boards. "Welcome...to your first challenge." Ranei mutters, and a second light was lit to show where Ranei is. He glared over at Mori who had just rolled over and was looking at him with half-closed eyes. Beyond the table, a light was lit as he crosses his arms, holding the tourney information, and instructions on his hand. "Guess what? You guys are going to cook. Pretty much made simple and obvious." Ranei says as he walks around to the five people. "Now then...Odayaka, Mori, Teru, Kurisu, Daisuke." Ranei mutters. Before anyone could ask a question, Ranei interrupts. "I know...where is your sixth contestant? Well, his little fat ass has been dragging him slow, so, we might start without him." Ranei then places a recipe book out of his pocket and slams into the table, with the tourney information paper. "Any questions?"

Kurisu, the Raikage raised his hand and asked, "How are teams decided, are they at random "?

Before Ranei awnsers Kurisu's question, Aosh hatchi walks in the auditorium saying "Hey, i heard that" glaring at Ranei. Then walks towards the tables with the other contestants "so... what did i miss?"

Ranei merely looks at Aosh. "Well, you're going to hear a lot more from me." Ranei said as he turns toward Kurisu. "If you are blind at half of the letters, you would have noticed that all of you are working together." Ranei then turns around and goes towards the center table. "Any more useless, and dumb questions?" Ranei glares over at Mori, and scoffs. This challenge might go quick...

"Yeah it might go quick if the newbies don't slow me down. Ive got things to do places to see and frankly... I just don't like any of you. Teru looked around to the competitors as he said that last sentence. He then walks to Ranei "So if you excuse me lets hurry this thing up." Said Teru calm and to the point.

Aosh glares at Teru then looks at his fellow competetors "all 6 of us... have to work together..." Aosh sighs" this is going to be easier then I thought."

Teru turns around to look at Aosh before finally saying "You think I don't know that? I mean really it was just a joke, you all are my friends and im nice to friends... you all are my friends right?"

Aosh looks at Teru "yeah... sure" then mutters "for now."

Teru ignores Aosh for a moment then says " Likewise little fat ass, now Ranei when do we start small talk is over its time for...THIS IS JEOPARDY!!!!" Teru looks around to see the expression on everyone's faces "Sorry I'm really anxious to win."

"Little...Fat....ass... some one cant be a little fat ass... the Little and the Fat... would cancel each other out." Aosh smirked, trying to be as smart ass as possible.

"Hmph. This boy has done his homework, fine then... your a short fat ass can we proceed? Teru said getting angrier with every word he muttered.

Aosh laughs then wipes the smirk off his face "you do have a point, lets get started.

Odayaka sighed slightly. "Ok, everyone, if we can calm down, who here can get us some water? We're gonna need more than this, that's for sure."

Daisuke, who had remained quiet since the beginning, chimed in. "I have an extensive list of water jutsu. Anything even remotely related I can help with."

Aosh replys "I sure can't... and i dont want to have anything to do with a water bender either." Aosh pauses "but I am a master fire user if that helps."

"Well, it likely will at some point, but to start I think we have to fill the pot with water, like the instructions say. Anyone else good with water jutsu?"

"I have a few jutsu, how much water are we talking about" Kurisu Replied. "If this idiot insults me, I could kill him" Kurisu thought.

"We need to fill the pot halfway with water for the noodles. I think if you have water jutsu you can use without a source, anything would be fine."

"Summoning Jutsu, Suisu"! At that time a large snake appeared prepared for battle. "It's OK Suisu, just a small stream to fill the pot halfway, don't douse us please." Kurisu requested. After Suisu completed the task, Kurisu replied, "There it is, continue please".

"Ok now it says to turn the heater on full and wait 10 minutes." Then Aosh glares at Kurisu for a second then turns Heater on full. " We should start on something else while we're waiting, like seafood since it will take the longest."

"All right then, somebody needs to get the ingredients together, while sombody else figures out how to work with the fish. I'll do what I can, but I'm no chef, we should all figure out our unique abilities and traits so our teamwork fits together" explained Kurisu, "This guy, what's with him, we need complete teamwork" Contemplated. "One other thing, who will lead this little team challange, we need leadership, but NOT dicatorship" said Kurisu.

Taking a glance at the pot of water, Daisuke mutters, "Well it looks like Kurisu took care of that." He turned towards him. "We should all have each other's back. I don't think any of us are really chefs per se, but we can still correct each other if we catch something wrong, right? If someone seems to be exceeding the others, we can place them in a higher position. Sorta like a meritocracy."

"I see, very good idea" remarked Kurisu. "Also, forgive me for taking the lead so fast, we should all watch each others back. I need to not pull out all the stops to cook a fish".

Ranei deeply sighs. This is starting off very swell... Ranei thought. "FIRST OF ALL! I'M THE BOSS OF ALL OF YOU! I TELL YOU WHAT FOOD YOU HAVE TO COOK!" Ranei shouts, blowing everyone away. Ranei's hand suddenly turns into of a cannon and shoots Suisu hard. "And second off, no Summoning Jutsus." Ranei mutters to them as the snake disappears in a puff.

The lights suddenly turn on right behind Ranei, and right behind them were at least 100 people on the auditorium. All of Konoha Jonins, and the Hokage himself were there, watching the stage pleasantly. "Well..." Ranei smirk. "Ready, for your first and ever challenge?"

"Hey, thats not fair!" Aosh says to Ranei "it says nothing about no summoning juts-" Aosh then turned around to see all the people in the auditourium. "I'm pretty sure this isn't what i signed up for." Aosh mutters.

"Yes, it is..." Ranei said as he smirks at Aosh. "Come on "short" fat ass." Ranei mutters. "Your requirements are on all in one table." Pointing at the end of the table. "All right, since it seems that you all don't have any more stupid, and pretty dumb questions, I'll start the instructions."

"First of all, ALL of your needed ingredients are in that table. The recipe book is also there as well." Ranei mutters as he goes to the front table. "When I order you to do something for these 100 people." Pointing to the crowd, who were cheering. "You will do it from that recipe book. And dear god...hopefully you guys read of what type or your in deep ****." Ranei mutters

"Fine..." Aosh mutters "easy enough." Then looks towards the crowd. Short fat ass... Aosh thinks. He then compares his size to the other competetitors, everyone towers over him. "****!!!" Aosh yells, stomping his foot in the ground. Aosh then calms down "so, what should we start on, boss? Aosh tilts his head towards Ranei.

Ranei merely looks at him and sighs. "Alright! Assign yourselves into stations through some conversations! While then, I'll be getting the service and food ready!" Ranei then turns towards Aosh. "And second, call me CHEF..." Ranei then goes to the waiter. "By the way, look out for the names here: Naruto Uzumaki, Minkai Zokatakei, Ryun Uchiha, Hanatte Sokudo, Ahatake Kurosaki, Hokage, Kai Look them out, I'll be ordering one of these six to do each one of them." The waiter agrees and goes.

The First Part

"It seems things are getting interesting around here, what do you think everybody? " Asked Kurisu, as he looked around the auditorium.

"Don't lag around! The order is going to come in the next 10 minutes, get going into who's stations who's! Go, go, go, go, go, GO!" Ranei shouts as he forces everyone to gather up into one group.

Just as the group was going to group together, Ranei immediately interrupts. "Oh whoops, completely forgot. Sorry. Your stations are the following: Meat, Vegetables, Noodles, Seafood, Bread, and Housekeeper. If you don't know what housekeeper is, the person has to grab all the ingredients, use jutsus to manipulate and stuff, give out the food to me for checking, and sometimes bosses around. Ok? Got it, get to work on your conversation." Ranei turns back to do his own job.

"Ok then, guess I'll start" said Kurisu. "I pick housekeeper if nobody minds" the Raikage explained, almost hoping opposition.

Odayaka replied, "Fine by me. I'll take the meat; I'm used to it, being from the Land of Beasts and all."

"I see my help IS going to be needed," Mori mumbled just loud enough before transforming back to normal. "This is the last time I listen to Jirou when he tells me there's going to be hotties..." He glances lazily at his competition and sighs. "I guess I'll do seafood... my specialty is sushi... but whatever trips your trigger." He opens a well concealed tool pouch and draws a kunai on a wire and then draws the beautifully crafted sword from his waist.

A gruff voice with a heavy asian accent called out from the audience, "using your sword to cut food? You bring GREAT SHAME to the family."

Mori sighed once more. "Great... who told my father about this..."

Ranei laughs upon hearing that. Looking at the group, they seemed to cooperate. "The hard part has barely begun." Ranei smirks. He then looks upon the first 10 tickets. Upon looking at them, he was shocked to see that the first special order was already there. "Oh crap..."

Teru yawns and looks at the audience "Oh I guess this tournament or whatever has already started...sorry but I fell asleep it got boring." Teru said and turned to look at the rage upon Ranei's face. "Oh shit I'm in big trouble now lets see... I pick vegetables for my station. And lets hope I get to make vegetable fried rice or this arena or whatever is going to be hell.

Ranei then smirks at the first order's name. He then turns around and groans as there conversations were not done yet. "ARE YOU DONE YET!?" Ranei roared. He pushes Daisuke and Aosh out of the group. "You four! Go to your stations!" He shouts. Then, he points at Aosh. "YOU! GO do the damn noodles station!" He then pushes Aosh unexpectedly to the direction of where his station is. He then puts his hand on Daisuke. "AND YOU! GO DO THE BREAD STATION!" He even pushes Daisuke harder than Aosh into the breads station, which was a lot closer. "Okay! FIRST OFF, WE HAVE OUR FIRST SPECIAL ORDER ALREADY!" Before anyone could ask, Ranei interrupts once again. "Special orders are for people that are recgonizable around this shinobi world. A whole hell of people are here! Now DON'T LAG YOUR ASS WHEN THE FIRST ORDER IS AHATAKE KUROSAKI! NOW GET THE HELL GOING!" Ranei shouts.

Odayaka raced off, low to the ground, reaching his station quickly. He looked at the pan and meat. "Well," he said to himself, "this doesn't seem like too much to do."

Teru being the lazy punk of a ninja he is walks toward his station as slow as possible. He looked at the vegetables "I don't see any rice here there better be some here soon." He said as calm and frightening as he could be.

Mori strode over to his station and began inspecting the fish. "All this seafood... If this was sushi I could feed the audience..." He selected one of the larger fish and set it on the flat of his sword, waiting for the go signal.

Kurisu walked to his station of housekeeper and silently thought, "Finally, we have teamwork, without it we would all fail". Kurisu then looked to see all who was here.

Kurisu completely got it wrong. Daisuke and Aosh were still not ready. Ranei immediately notices and darkly glares at them. "What the **** is wrong with you!?" Ranei shouts as the two were suddenly shocked. Ranei first went to Aosh, "Don't you see that Naruto Uzumaki is in this area, waiting for his ****ing order!? And he's obviously going to order RAMEN! A lot more than you think! So get your ass moving, fatass!" Ranei shouts. He then goes to Daisuke, "And YOU TOO LAZY ASS! The Hokage is also here and he's obviously going to like some bread! So, get going you piece of ****!" He shouts at Daisuke.

Ranei forcefully gets 4 table slips at once. "Alright, 2 Ramen bowls, 3 Shrimp Sushis, 2 Vegetable Sushi, 6 bowls of white japanese rice, and 1 katsuobushi. Now, when I say rice, steam it over there." Ranei then points at the steamer. "Housekeeper will get that job. Okay, everybody has got it?" Ranei asks. They all agree. "Okay, by the way, when you agree, say "Yes, Chef." Let's hear it."

"Yes Chef," Odayaka replied. "Ok, now," he mused,"Katsuobushi first, since there's less of it. First I should get this pan oiled." Quickly squirting some oil on, and giving it a little time to sizzle, he slowly laid on the salmon. "I'll give it a few minutes of simple cooking." He said, beginning to move it around with a spoon.

"Ah good old shrimp," Mori smiled in approval. "It's not tuna, but that ranks up there in my book." He turned to Ranei. "Hey, Chef, do we have vinegar treated rice or do I have to mix that for the sushi?" As he asked his eyes changed to bright red with three black tomoe marks around the pupil. He tossed a fistful of shrimp into the air and with a flick of his sword neatly butterflied them.

"Surprise me." Was all Ranei said. "Hey! Housekeeper! Start steaming some rice!" Ranei shouts.

Ranei then goes towards Daisuke. "Hey, Ahatake Kurosaki wants some Taiyaki, so, here's the recipe book." Ranei then hands him the recipe book. "And start cooking." Ranei abruptly leaves as he goes to Aosh. "Hey, Ahatake Kurosaki wants 3 bowls of ramen. So, add an amount of ramen that needs 5 bowls into one pot, just to save time. Ok?" Ranei then goes to Kurisu. "Hey, go to Aosh's area and make some fried noodles, ok?" Ranei asks. "Make it out from some spaghetti. Then, just add some meat by asking Odayaka, vegetables from Teru, and add your own seasoning. I don't know how you do it, like I said, surprise me. Oh, the amount for the meat and vegetables, hmm...I say about 4 pounds of meat and 1 pound of vegetables, Ahatake is a big eater." Ranei gives him a smirk and leaves.

"Noodles..." Kurisu muttered as he picked up the bag and walked over to the steamer. Kurisu poured the rice in the steamer and then said, "Water Style: Gentle Flowing Stream". The water from the bucket poured into the steamer, and he closed the lid. "Now for the next step" Kurisu muttered as he began his next task.

Great job, Raikage. Ranei thought as he looked at Kurisu. Suddenly, Mori and Odayaka were immediately done with their own food and served it up to Ranei. "Well...let's see your first performance." Ranei says as he looks at the food. "Katsuobushi and Shrimp Sushi." Ranei then takes a little taste on the Katsuobushi. Ranei then eats it and was immediately surprised. "Excellent, perfect taste, great seasoning. Great job, Odayaka." Ranei pats him in the back. "And now...the shrimp sushi." Ranei breaks apart one sushi and looks at the shrimp carefully. "Well, done, it looks good." Ranei said as he pats on Mori's back as well. He then sends Odayaka away while he whispers into Mori's ear. "You probably have the most important job, so...don't let me down." Ranei said and smirks at him. He then motions his hand for him to go back to his station.

"Hmm," Mori mused, walking calmly back to his station and began cleaning his katana.

Returning to his post, Odayaka grinned. "That was easy. Now let's see how the others are doing."

"Omoigan: Activate" said Kurisu. "Now I can accuratly judge weight, and tempature to maximize my work". "Aosh, I need your area of noodles " Kurisu warned everybody around to be careful, "Lightning Style: Shrieking Blade" . This jutsu sclices the spaghetti into the proper size for noodles. Kurisu then put the noodles on the skillet, and walked over to get the meat, and vegatables. By the time he got all ingredients his lightning jutsu cut everything to the proper size, he placed the meat and vegatables in the skillet, preformed the same water jutsu, and proceeded to cook the food. Of course he put his own seasoning is, but that's a suprise. "Wow, four pounds if meat, one pound of vegetables, DANG, is he fat?" asked Kurisu

Ranei smirks at Kurisu's leadership. He then started to announce the next five tables, but, before he could do so, he found out that he was missing some stuff. "Oh ****..." Ranei mutters to himself as he found out that the 2 bowls of ramen, and the vegetable sushis weren't in. "WHERE THE HELL IS TERU!?" Ranei shouts.

Kurisu sighed, "I'm getting a bit tense towards Teru, After everybody worked so hard, where is he" ?

"I still have some rice ready," Mori mumbled, having turned back into a cat after he finished cleaning his sword. "I guess I could take care of the order." His Sharingan swirled.

Ranei walks toward a table and unexpectedly finds Teru...sadly he finds him with 3 famous kunoichi "So you're the beautiful Ino right?" Ino replied yes "And you're the intelligent Temari correct? Temari responds yes also. "Well this is my lucky day" Teru looks at the Ino then Temari and finally Sakura "2 famous female ninja and a new dog I might have just got a new record... take that Seireitou" Teru says while dodging Sakura's punches.

"Sorry people i've been half asleep" Aosh says. Then puts 5 bowls of ramen into one pot, Gets out the eggs and puts them in a pot to hard boil them.

"Wow, intersting experience..." Said Kurisu,the room fell quiet. "Anyways have you got everything together for the Chef? "

Aosh then cuts the noodles, then says "can someone fill the pot with eggs with water please?"

"OK,who's up for it?" asked kurisu.

"Definitely not me." said Odayaka. "Can't you pull off the same thing you did earlier, Kurisu?"

Ranei immediately orders Kurisu to do it. "When calling for extra help, call the housekeeper." Ranei glares at Teru. Suddenly he grabs the 3 girls out of the way. "Sorry you three, but, Teru is going to have to work on his tourney before he gets his own ass eliminated." Just as he escorted the three kunoichis into the audience. He immediately went to Teru. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING HERE FOR YOUR OWN GOD'S SAKE IN THIS TOURNEY! IF YOU'RE GOING TO LAG YOUR ASS OFF IN THIS PLACE, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FIRST ONE OUT! COME ON!!! WE'VE GOT FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THIS AREA AROUND THE SHINOBI AREA! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WASTE THEIR ****ING TIME BY JUST SITTING OFF YOUR ASS DATING WITH LADIES! NO!!! NOW MAKE THAT VEGETABLE SUSHI! NOW!" Ranei roared over Teru, not even spitting a single bit. Everyone just merely looked at what just happened. Even the audience seemed to be concerned.

"No summoning jutsus, but I have an idea." Kurisu chimed. "I kept some of the water that my summons left earlier, It's not much but can channel it to the pot." Kurisu made the hand signs and said, "Water Style: Gentle Flowing Stream" The water from all over the room was brought and poured into the pot. "Finally, we are making a better team I hope, said Kurisu.

"Thank you" Aosh says as he pushes the food aside and does Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu. A small steady flame shoots out of Aosh's mouth at the heaters which bursts in to flames. He then puts the pan with the eggs and another pan over ther flame along with the ramen broth. Then puts noodles in the pan with nothing in it.

"Wow Ranei you seem mad no worries from this moment on I'm serious about winning." Teru boils the vegetables and seasons it very quickly in order to make sure not to get yelled at again. "Here is my wonderful vegetable sushi here ya go Ahatake you've got 4 pounds of vegetable sushi... FATASS!" Teru said trying so hard not to laugh.

"Thank you...yeesh...finally, the first service ready." Ranei said as he puts it on the waiter's area. "Alright! We've got to make food a lot more quicker!" Ranei announced. But, before he could announced, he found out that his special order was still not ready. "Oh ****...Daisuke..." Ranei mutters. Ranei then goes up to Daisuke and takes him away from his station. "Hey! Kurisu, work on Daisuke's area! Make the Taiyaki. Odayaka, start ordering out the other tables. Got it?" Ranei then takes Daisuke into the registeration room, and muffled shouting was heard as the door was shut.

"All right, Taiyaki, first things first. Earth Style: Molding Stone." This jutsu creates a moldable stone, that when combined with the Omoigan, equals amazing detail. After Kurisu has formed the mold, he then uses, Fire Style: Fire Bomb inside of Earth Style: Rock Container, which baked and hardened the mold for the cake. While the mold was baking, Kurisu went on to the next step, which was to make the "cake" itself. He had gathered flour, along with the other nessesary ingridients for the batter. Kurisu's Omoigan allows him to have measurements down to the molocule. He had set apart some water in the event anybody needed anything, so this was the fruit of his efforts. Now that he has the batter of bread, he poured the batter into the now finished fish mold, he set it in the oven, and conentrated a fine fire like out of his mouth. After the cake was done, he added the other ingridients to the cake. And after all of the aforementioned steps were completed, he has a finished Taiyaki. "Wow, though work for a little cake, but it's worth it. " Kurisu stated.

Odayaka quickly nodded. "Yes." He then turned on his heel and walked over to the other tables, inquiring as to what the esteemed costumers would like. He noticed several faces he recognized, such as that of the Hokage, and gave these even more respect than the others. When he finished, he returned and told the orders to Ranei.

The door was opened from the waiting room, and Ranei was just silent. Unfortunately, Daisuke didn't come out with him. Ranei was also holding another new sheet of paper that was unknown to them all. Ranei then went to Odayaka's area and took the table orders. "Good job, thank you very much, go back to your station." Ranei then looks at Kurisu's well perfected food. "Well...hopefully that cake has had some steaming, and such." After looking at it with deep concentration, Ranei was surprised. "Wow...you used some simple and basic jutsus to make a simple? Well done..." Ranei then takes the Taiyaki, with the 2 bowls of ramen, and the Fried Noodles to Ahatake Kurosaki. "Well done, you've gotten out your first special order. 11 more to go." Ranei mutters, knowing that he's going to expect a question soon.

"This looks unpleasent" Kurisu though as he looked at the other four. "Well, I imagine you expected this but, where's Daisuke Chef" ? Kurisu had feared he had blundered in asking that.

Ranei only smirks, once again. "Well...he's been a big baby and wore the chicken hat back home. This new sheet of paper that I'm holding up right now will be the registeration of our new contestant. I don't know who he is yet, but, this sheet only gives out information for what it is. So, for now, Kurisu, work on the bread station since that seems to be your strong point." Ranei says. He then gets the next 5 tables and starts to order out. Just as he got to the last one, he smirks. "SPECIAL ORDER!" Ranei announced, just as everyone gets ready. "Those of you who are not involved within this, will continue on their own cooking for other tables. This one is for Seireitou." Ranei then expects a reaction.

Aosh finishes up with the ramen "5 bowls of ramen ready for whoever has a special order. Ranei your up."said Aosh ready for a taste test. "So whos this Seirietou person and what does he want?"

Ranei didn't even bother, he just sends it up. "Uneccesary, we've already got our own special order." Ranei said. "Anyways, our Seireitou here wants some Okonomiyaki with a side of miso soup. So..." Ranei immediately looks at Kurisu. "You do the Okonomiyaki since you're the temporary bread station! You might need ingredients from other station, so ask for their help!" Ranei then looks at Aosh. "Make some soup...hopefully you know, 'cause you've already made some soup from the ramen. I'm pretty sure that you can do the same." Ranei then looks out to the center. "Everybody else! Do your own work!"

"And to answer your question. Seireitou is by far the strongest person in the shinobi world. You could say that he's one of a kind jackass godmod." Ranei smirks and leaves Aosh to do his work.


Just after Aosh went to do his miso soup. Ranei then goes to the auditorium where Ahatake is. Putting out his food. "Here you go, 2 bowls of ramen, a large fried rice, and Taiyaki. All cooked and shaped perfectly. By the way, I can't help myself to say, but, almost all the contestants down there say that you're a fat ass." Ranei smirks and puts the food down on Ahatake's table.

"Remind me to kill them later." Ahatake hissed as he began to slurp up noodles, and finished both bowls in less than 2 minutes. Then he started wolfing down the rice. "This stuff ain't half bad." He thought. "Though the maids cook better." Finally he finished the rice and ate the Taiyaki in two bites. "That was good."

"That's great! Thanks for coming, Ahatake!" Ranei then grabbed the plates as he finished. "Oh...and by the way, Otonami still wished that he used your ass as a practice dummy." Ranei then started to laugh out loud as he went back to the stage.

"I'm going to kill him sooner or later." Ahatake muttered. "But right now I should get back or Aoi will kill me." He opened up a portal that connected him to his dimension and walked through it and it closed.

The Second Part

"Alright, Kurisu and Aosh, let's go!" Ranei shouts. Teru, Odayaka, and Mori were already done with their tables. "Alright guys, good! Here are your next 5 tables!" Ranei's voice trails off as it turned towards the audience.

"What would you like?" The waiter ask as he came across a girl. "Oh...already? Ok, hmm...I would like a Miso soup, 1 bowl of ramen, and 1 plate of tsukemono." The waiter then wrote it all down. "All right then, your order's coming up." The girl then thanks the waiter.

Ranei goes to the paper of special orders. "Fatass...check." Ranei crosses out Ahatake Kurosaki on the list.

"Let's see here, Okonomiyaki." Kurisu muttered as he made his way to his station. "Im going to need somethinkg from almost every station for this, this should be fun" Kurisu thought as he made his way to the vegetable station. After he got the vegetables from Teru, meat from Odayaka, and shrimp from Mori, he made his way back to the bread station to begin the Okonomiyak. He began by lokking over the ingrideients, and saw one ingrideint he was missing, Dashi. "Let's see how this goes, Omoigan: Dimension warp. " In doing that, he sent his left arm to his mansion and grabbed a jar of Dahsi. "I wonder if this is legal, I stayed here but my hand left. " Kurisu brushed it off, hoping it waas legal. He mixed the flour, eggs, water, dashi, meat, and vegetables togather as the batter. Before his poured it though, he olied the skillet, and used Fire Style: Fire Bomb in the same manner as before to heat it. After the skillet was heated, he placed the batter on the skillet and then proceeded to finish.

"CRAP! MORE SPECIAL ORDERS CAME IN!!!" Ranei shouted. He then looks at the names. "Kai and Hanatte Sokudo!" He shouts. He then started to announce of what they need. "Hanatte: Miso Soup, 1 Bowl of Ramen, and 1 plate Tsukemono (pickles). And for Kai (another fat ass here): 6 fried potstickers, 1.5 pound of Mongolian Beef, and a chocolate milkshake. Alright, instructions! Aosh, do another bowl of Miso Soup with Seireitou's special order. Tsukemono, VEGETALBES TERU!!! Aosh, do ramen. Potstickers, Mori! Go do them! Mongolian Beef, come on Odayaka! And the milkshake, Kurisu, housekeeper can do that! Ok? LET'S GET TO WORK!!!" Ranei shouts. "We only have a few special orders left, and that's it! Come on! LET'S GET ALL OUR ASSES MOVING!!!"

Grabbing the chunk of beef, Odayaka quickly performed some hand signs. "Scalding Razor!" Several small tongues of flame appeared from his hands, and slashed the beef into slices. "Perfect. Now..." He quickly performed several more hand signs. "Fire Style: Fading Glory!" He lowered the complex network of flames over the already-greased pan, lighting the fire beneath it. He grabbed the necessary vegetables from Kurisu, and tossed them in along with the beef. "Wow, this is massive. He really is a fatass..." After a few minutes he added in the sauce, and continued to stir-fry it.

Ranei had a suspicion of the Okonomiyaki that was inside. He decides to get one part of it off and check the insides. He immediaetly groans as he saw what it was inside. "Oh...****..." Ranei immediately goes to Kurisu. "DAMN IT! It's ROTTED OUT!!! Look at this!?" Ranei then shows Kurisu of what's inside. There inside, for the ingredients that he took for the Dahsi was rotted out. Immediately throws down the plate, shattering it into the garbage can. "Did you expect me to send this out to Seireitou!? What the hell are you doing!? KILLING HIM!? REDO IT!!!" He shouts and abruptly leaves.

"Oops, well I can substitute water for the Dahsi" Kurisu mused. "Let's do this again", Kurisu then re-did the Okonomiyaki and checked to make sure that the food was fresh and fit to eat." Now, time to start on a milkshake." Kurisu grabbed milk, and checked the experation date to make sure it was fit to use. He relized there was no blender for him to use, so he made do with his jutsu, "Earth Style: Rock Conatainer" this way, the milk and Ice Cream would stay put. He then swirled his chakra over the bowl and blended everything to gather as a milkshake. "Okay, this should be good now" He then went to remove the Okonomiyaki from the skillet, and checked inside, and to his eyes, it was acceptable. "Of couse, it's Chef's call" . Kurisu stated.

"Maybe I should get back to cooking" Teru pondered to himself then in little to no time he starts to cook the vegetables once again. "Well that Kurisu guy thinks he can stop me if I start a fight we'll just see about that" Teru finishes his Tsukemono and gives it to his customer. "Now that I'm done time to have some fun messing with some newbies" Teru mumbled.

"Teru, do you have a problem with me"? Kurisu inquired.

Being the sly shifty dog Teru is he thinks it through and ultimately comes up with a way to fool Kurisu "No I don't" Teru says.

"Ok then", Kurisu then turned and walked away.

"Wow can't believe that worked now its time to mess with that Odayaka dude". Thus Teru goes on with his plan for the ultimate war in cooking.

"Now then, he ignorent to the fact the Omoigan reads minds" Kurisu thought.

Ranei sees Teru being the same ignorant idiot Oh my god...I had high hopes for you...but no, you just be a lazy ass and sit off, pulling off pranks. Takeshi would be a lot better. "Get your ass moving..." Ranei mutters to Teru as he was working on his "plan". "And go back to your station..." Ranei mutters as he was handed the Okonomiyaki and the Miso Soup. "I'll make this service myself to Seireitou. Everyone else! Start continuing on Hanatte's dish!" Ranei shouts to the other people.

It took Mori a minute to figure out what pot stickers were, but soon he was once again using his expert swordsmanship to make short work of cutting dumplings from the roll. Once they were sliced, he grabbed ground meat and began browning it in a wok with a touch of oil. He picked through the vegetables for a little too long, but luckily he managed to not burn the meat. He added the vegetables to the same wok to soak in the leftover juices while starting to roll the meat into small portions with a pair of spoons and place them in the center of each dumpling.

Eventually all of the dumplings were properly filled and crimped. "Finally," he mumbled. "This is more work than I thought." He wiped down the wok after letting it cool, adding a thin layer of oil to the bottom before placing it back on the stove. He arranged the dumplings and reached for a spoon to keep stirring them.

"Im sorry, i was kinda awstruck when Ranei said strongest Ninja in the world... so i was half asleep." Aosh then put dashi soup stock in a pan and brung to a boil. He then took out and Cut tofu into small cubes and added them to the soup, Simmered the tofu for a few minutes. Scooped out some soup stock from the pan and dissolved the miso in it. Aosh then gradually returned the miso mixture in the soup then Stired the soup gently and Added chopped green onion. "...wow that was a lot of work, well the miso soup is ready for a taste check."

"Alright...let's see the food." Ranei mutters as all of it were brought in. "Let's see...Mongolian Beef." Ranei checks it around, and smirks. "Great job, Odayaka!" He then looks at the Tsukemono. "Finally...something good, Teru." And he gave him a thumbs-up. Next, the dumplings. At immediately first sight of one dumpling. Ranei groans. "Oh ****, you've got to be kidding Mori." Ranei then quickly checks at the Miso soup by tasting it. "Wow...very nice, seasoning, perfect flavoring, I like it." He quickly says to Aosh. Then, he goes up to Mori. "What the crap!? THIS IS OVERCOOKED! It's all torned up, and burned! Yes, the shinobis up there came here for a specific reason, and it's not to taste your one hellish crappy food! Redo it!" Ranei shouts as he threw away the dumplings into the garbage can. "GO!!!" Ranei shouts as he thrusts the plate to Mori's hand very hard. "Everyone else, Well done!"

"Well... im done with Hanatte order... who else is there that i need to serve?" Aosh said.

"Didn't need a Sharingan to see that coming," Mori thought, slicing the next batch of dumplings. These were sliced even faster than before. "Maybe I should let loose a little." He made a hand seal and whispered, "First Gate! Release!" His hands nearly blurred as he worked, but he didn't once lose the precision. Everything was simmering nicely and Mori didn't take his eyes off the dish for an instant. Just as he finished arranging the fresh batch of dumplings, he heard his father from the audience.

"Mori, do not disappoint me again," Hideyoshi yelled. "Or else you'll..."

"Bring GREAT SHAME to the family, I know," Mori yelled back, placing the dish before Ranei. He then jabbed an accusing finger at his father. "Just wait till this challenge is over, Old Man!"

Aosh laughed at Mori's comment and then sighed. "I thought i was going to hell with Ranei" Aosh then goes to clean up his station "hey Kurisu can i have some water i need to tidy up at my station?"

"Sure, Water Style: Water Droplet." The jutsu formed a small pool of water out of the air, and he directed it towards a pot by Aosh. "There you go" Kurisu stated rather nicely. "All, right than, who needs anything, I'm free to help" Kurisu told everybody.

Ranei then came back from Seireitou's order. "He says it's great, who ever cooked the Okonomiyaki." Eyeing Kurisu. "The Miso Soup had the best flavor to it, perfect than ever." Eyeing Aosh. "Other than that, I have to go to Hanatte." He immediately grabs Teru's "OK" Tsukemono, The Miso Soup, and the bowl of ramen. He also grabbed for Kai's order.

When Ranei went up, he only saw two people. The Hokage (Naruto), and Kai. He tried to look for Minkai, but was surprised that he wasn't there. "Ok...he's not here then..."

"You know...you didn't have to push them..." Hanatte's voice was heard from a chair. Ranei went a little red, but went to her anyways. "Well...sorry, I had to push them somehow. I mean, wouldn't you die if you haven't pushed yourselves?" Ranei then places the miso soup, bowl of ramen, and the Tsukemono. "Well...hopefully it isn't hellish." Hanatte says. "Yeah...I've had a problem with the Tsukemono." He suddenly coughs. "Teru..." He then faces towards Hanatte. "But, it should be okay." He said smiling. Hanatte smiles back as she went to taste the miso soup. "I'll be back, have to serve another order." Hanatte nods in agreement as Ranei went to grab the other order.

"Hey...Kai...a person of who I don't know. Sorry, your order has been a little delayed, due to some overcooked idiot." Ranei thought he heard "GREAT SHAME" again. Then, he hears Mori's voice once again in complaining. "Mongolian Beef, Potstickers, and your milkshake. By the way, we started to call you fat ass. Just like Ahatake Kurosaki." Ranei smirks as he went towards the Hokage before Kai could react.

"Hokage...sir...anything you want." Ranei then expects 6 bow

ls of ramen, possibly more. Naruto then answered back, "10 bowls of ramen, plus, 5 curry breads!" He then gave back a thumbs up and a huge grin. Ranei then faces the other way, jokingly crying. "I knew he would say that..." Ranei then slouches back in disappointment. But, he didn't expect more from the Hokage. "Better go back to your girlfriend, lovebird, you don't want to escape a girl who's liking her food." He then laughs quietly. Ranei went red as a tomoato and jokingly, punched the Hokage with an uppercut. "Seriously!? What did you expect from me!?" Ranei shouts, looking jokingly mad. Ranei then goes back to the kitchen.

"ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY, HELP AOSH OUT HERE! WE'RE EXPECTING YOU GUYS TO DO 10 BOWLS OF RAMEN! Kurisu! Don't go to help, I need you to go and do 5 Curry Breads for our Hokage! GOT IT!?" Ranei shouts.

Teru looks around to his displeasure "Oh crap Aosh isn't here, if he doesn't make the ramen Ranei will be an ass again guess its up to me"Teru muttered Wait a second gotta remember that Naruto hates vegetables so only miso ramen extra chasu and some well... naruto spirals. He thought as he made the ramen. "Woo hoo! Im almost done wait... I am done!" He goes to turn his order in when suddenly a thought crosses his mind. Umm oh no Ranei wanted 10 bowls of ramen not 1... AOSH I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

Mori was watching Teru the entire time with his Sharingan. "You need nine more bowls," he commented and began duplicating what he saw Teru doing. "One of these days I need to have a talk with that kid... I bet he hasn't changed a bit since the last time I saw him." He began preparing five bowls worth of ramen in a large pot. "Take care of the other four, Teru."

Ranei then runs back to go see Hanatte, who was still eating. Before he could approach her, he felt something weird. The Hokage was still waiting, Kai was eating, and Ryun Uchiha was sitting right in front of him. "WHOA..." Ranei was immediately shocked upon seeing him. "I see...Ryun..." Ranei whispers. "Nice entrance..." Ranei mutters as he gets out a paper. "Well...your order then, since this is the last time I'm taking." Ranei says as he starts to write it out.

Odayaka couldn't believe he had to help another whom he was competing against, but he ahd to obey the proctor. He quickly fixed up two bowls of ramen. "There, let others do the last two, hopefully Aosh.

Suddenly, the wall exploded as Minkai Zokatakei walked out. Sei looked over, "Mink, your late. What happened?" he asked, looking at the Drunkie. "SOMEONE TEXTED ME THE WRONG ADDRESS!! But I'm here now." he smiled drunkingly. He walked over to Ranei, "IS THIS WHERE I ORDRER? Ill have some Tamagoyaki, along with 4 Miso Soup Orders. Along with 10 California Rolls, and Teriyaki Beef and Shrimp. Topping it off with Soba Noobles and Ramen, and a deep fried Teru. Hmm, and I think Ill add Goya Chanpuru as well with a Special Sauce. Oh yea, AND BRING SAKE. OR ELSE, I'LL SUE." he ordered, then taking a seat next to Sei.

Suddenly a charged up noise was heard from behind Minks. He turns around suddenly to see a ready-fully-blasted cannon right at his face. Equipped from it, Ranei was writing Mink's and Ryun's order out while Kai and Hanatte were staring at him blankly. "Next time...go through the front entrance, I don't care if you blast it. Not through the bar in which you killed the waiter." Ranei then looks at the used to bar area, and a puddle of blood there. "Clean that hell of a mess, or your order's gone." Ranei was about to crumble Mink's order just as he threatened it.

"YOUR NOT NICE." he replied to Ranei. Minkai walked over to Sei, and whispered, "Sei, mind using your kewl GODMOD powers and kinda, you know... make... that blood... you know, poof." he asked. Sei sighed, "This is like Christmas 1974..." he sighed, snapping his fingers, as the blood disappeared and the mess was fixed. Minkai then looked at Ranei, drawing Kunkiri and pointed it at Ranei. "NOW THEN. I'LL BE WAITIN ON DAT FOOD NOW, YEA. OR YOUR SOUL WILL BE TAKING A TRIP. IN HELL. YEA." he ordered, taking a seat back next to Sei, who was looking at Porn Mags to pass the time.

Not again" Kurisu thought to himself. "Oh well, time for my curry bread". Kurisu had already gathered the vegetables and meat for the curry. He has the grease in the pot and used a lightning based jutsu, and then fire. "Lightning Style: Lightning Rods, Fire Style: Fire Bomb. " Once he had rolled the bread, he dusted it with bread crumbs, and placed it in the pot. "Now to start the curry". Kurisu had prepared the curry using his water syle, and fire style jutsus. "Now while the curry and bread are cooking, I can see how everybody else is doing" Kurisu said aloud.

Just as Minkai held up the magazine, a bottle was suddenly thrown at his head. To his surprise, the bottle bounced off his head and landed on his hand. "There's your sake..." Ranei mutters. Ranei then goes to Hanatte. "Hoped you liked the food" Then, the broken wall. "And the chaos..." Ranei added. Hanatte smiled and gave him the plate. "Food was great, I guess pushing does make some perfectness." Ranei then grabs the plates and turns around. "After the tournament, I guess I'll see you at Otonami's house then?" Ranei says as he walks to the kitchen. Hanatte nods in agreement.

"All right, men! MORE BAD NEWS!" Ranei announced. "Hopefully your done with those ramen..." Ranei added. "We have two more special orders...but, this will be the last one, I can assure you that! Alright!?" Ranei shouts. "It's from Ryun Uchiha and our third fatass for the day, Minkai Zokatakei! Here we go!" Ranei then grabs out the paper. "Ryun: 20 Shrimps, and Brown Rice." Ranei then puts down the paper. "Mori! Do the 20 shrimps! Kurisu, start the brown rice!" Ranei then holds up the paper again. "This will be a hard one...Minkai: He wants Tamagoyaki, 4 Miso Soups, 10 California Rolls, 1 pound of Teriyaki Beef, 5 Shrimps, 1 Bowl of Soba Noodles and Ramen, Goya Chanparu with some soy sauce, and Deep Fried Teru!" Everyone chuckles once hearing it. "Cross Teru off." Ranei mutters. "INSTRUCTIONS: Kurisu, go do the Tamagoyaki! Aosh, do the Miso Sopus and the Soba Noodles and the Ramen. Odayaka, Beef! Mori, go do the shrimps! Goya Chanparu, Teru, you go do it! Has everyone got it!?" Ranei shouts as he puts up the order on the window.

Minkai looked bored. "WHAT KINDA PARTY IS THIS? THERE'S ONLY A FEW SAKE BOTTLES AND ONLY ONE HOOKER." stated Minkai, bored outta his mind. He looked around, and walked over to where everyone was making their food, and drew Kunkiri. "Hmm..." he began thinking, as he walked over. "What's wrong Minks?" asked Sei. "Thinking hurts..." Minkai whined.

Odayaka, using his Fading Glory once again, lit the fire and tossed some more oil on the pan. Then, he got the beef ready and added it in. "Finally," he said as he put on the sauce"this is over." He then allowed the meat to cook until it was ready.

Minkai snatched the porn mag from seireitou,and sat down. "Oh gawd im so bored" Minkai stated, and began swinging at whatever was closest to him. Minkai cut the hair off of the man a seat away. "Oh, um....its your fault.." Minkai said to the man as he turned to face Minkai. As the man opened his mouth to protest, Minkai interupted "Save it baldie. You don't have any hair! You know why? Because you're bald! Seriously, look at how bald you are! You know, if you had a comb you wouldn't know what to do with it because you're so bald! God you're bald." Minkai said while putting Kunkiri back and picking the porn mag back up. "For the love of Satan how long does such a simple order take?" Minkai said to himself and sighed.

The last special order" ? Kurisu inquired. He stood still for a few moments, and then turned to start on the Tamagoyaki. "Eggs, Is this all" ?. Kurisu found the eggs, and checked each one to see if they were edible. Kursiu than pulled out his makiyakinabe, a tool for containing the tamagoyaki. As he began to cook the eggs, he wondered if he makes it past this and the unlucky dropouts, who he would fight.

Mori had just finished dishing out his five bowls of ramen when his next order came in. "Five ramen up, Chef," he shouted to Ranei. He then walked calmly over to the cookbook. He saw no reason to hurry. He had been on enough S-Rank missions to remain cool in the heat of battle. Though, admittedly this was one battle Mori never dreamed of getting tricked into.

"Hmm," Mori mumbled looking through the cookbook at the various shrimp recipes. At the sound of "SAKE" and "HOOKER" he smiled. "Research," he cheered, poking his head out of the kitchen. Ranei turned to say something but Mori was already sulking back towards his station with an armload of shrimp. "There aren't any hookers... I have half a mind... *grumbling*... kick his ass after this..."

He then put a large wok on the stove and grabbed dashi stock, sake, sugar, soy sauce, and ginger. Once the sause was steaming nicely, he grabbed fistfuls of shrimp and tossed them in the air. Much like the display done with the shrimp sushi, a few flicks of the wrist and the precisely butterflied shrimp plunked into the wok. He stirred vigorously to evenly coat the small delicacies. His mouth watered at the aroma. "I'm going to have to save the leftovers for my dinner."

Once finished he separated the shrimp into two servings, surreptitiously adding the few leftover shrimp in his bento. He then poured a small amount of the remaining sauce and juices into three small cups, adding one to each order and stealthily sneaking the third into his bento.

He took the food and set the plates before Ranei for judgment. "Sake-guy should like this," Mori stated. "Sake-simmered shrimp."

"Tch...I'm not going to eat that...I don't drink." Ranei mutters as he immediately sends it out. Ranei groans as he saw Minkai still looking at the magazine. "Tch...here's your food, the other half will come." Ranei mutters as he places it in front of Minks. "And...if you do go drunk." Ranei's hand suddenly turns into a bright, orange sword that was flashing, and incredibly condensed chakra. "I have the right recipe for it."

Minkai saw the person with food in the corner of his eye. He put the mag down and picked up a brown bag next to his seat. "Oh ya, i forgot. You took waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy too long, s i ordered Mc'Donalds. But ill have another two bottles of sake, Since your here, and hurry up, you guys walk so slow." Minkai took some fries out from his bag and began eating. he smashed the food out of the man's hands, spilling it all onto the floor, and ate another fry.

"Tch...waste of hard work..." Ranei mutters as his own hand returned back to normal. This time though, his other hand turned to a cannon and unexpectedly destroyed Minkai's McDonald order. "You jackass, you take credit for people who take long. Clean it up, or no sake." Ranei said as he picks up the food. Hanatte took out a little from the hilt of her sword. "At least Ryun and the Hokage are waiting patiently." The Hokage was watching instinctively, and glaring at him for his rudeness.

Kai yawned, "Knocking food out of people's hands doesn't score you any points..." he then raised his hand and shot the food into oblivion. Then he tossed some fries to Minks.

Minkai frowned, and stood up. he walked over to Ranei, and touched his chest. "You guys have terrible service round here, y'know? Dont even respect your customers." Minkai's hand slipped inside of Ranei's body, and clutched his soul. "I'm not going to do anything during this tournament, but if my needs arent met, ill just have to feed myself by taking others' souls." Minkai released his grip and pulled his hand back out. " Get it?" Minkai said as he turned around and picked up the smoldering food, and incinerated it. The ashes blew away in the breeze, leaving o trace of a mess. "There, now i would like my sake as promised." Minkai said as he returned to his seat.

"OH ****!!!!!!!! ive been half asleep" Aosh yells. Aosh quickly made 4 bowls of miso soup just how he did for sei then made 5 bowls of ramen, and put noodles in a pan. "Damn! well at least i have 2 orders done... i just need to finish up the noodles." Aosh says as he shakes the pan with the noodles in ti to make sure the noodles dont stick.

"Hey, cut that out " Kurisu scolded Kai for using jutsu for the wrong reason. "Aosh, get up and do your work" "Everybody keep up your job, do not be intimidated by the audience, do your best!" Kurisu tried to boost them up a bit, Kurisu was ready to murder Teru, but was going to finish his job, and Teru's.

Aosh then sighs "I finally got done... wow... and i found out im a fast cook..." Aosh then pulls up a chair and says "its about time, Ranei!...i got ...2 orders done...the rest of the ramen noodles for Naruto...and finished up my part of minkia's order..."

Mori was once again in cat form. While he appeared to be lazying, he was in fact studying the scene with his Sharingan. "Geez... is there anyone in this crowd who has normal powers," he wondered. "The most powerful shinobi in the universe on one side... familiar demon dog on the right... and a guy with 8 chakra types in the middle." He deactivated his Sharingan and put his head down. "I'm beginning to wonder what happened to the good old days with only three Dojutsu and five elemental natures."

"Finally, I'm done with Teru's" Kurisu said sounding rather excited. He looked down at his station and proceeded to hunt down Teru. "Teru, if I find you, I WILL hurt you" Kurisu yelled out. "This is kinda fun" He thought to himself.

Aosh gets up, "nothing else todo" Aosh says "might as well clean up a bit." as he puts out the flame on the heater and takes a rag to wipe off his area. "So...how many orders do we still have to do?"

Elimination

Ranei wasn't even scared, his own Neo Varity Sword was right at Mink's chest too, ready to pull out his soul. "Don't think your the only one...pull out my soul...and you're pulling out a dragon..." Ranei mutters as his eyes were suddenly litten yellow, and his right arm was glowing intensly red, glowing as the mark of the tail. Ranei then releases his sword and kicks out the ashes, his right arm still glowing. He then walks towards the kitchen. "Get the **** out of here, Minks. Because, in my book, customers are supposed to be respected." Ranei then turns around and fiercly glares at him. "But...customers like you who don't wait long enough, and doesn't show respect to us, should never be respected..." Ranei then walks down towards the kitchen as his right arm stopped glowing.

Hanatte winces as her right arm was glowing the mark of the claw as well. Damn it, Ranei. He may have try to pull out your soul, but that doesn't mean you have to use your mark... Hanatte then decides to follow Ranei.

Just as Ranei went into the kitchen, the final food was already ready for order. Before knew what would happen, Ranei immediately swipes away Mink's food. "Don't give the bastard any food. He's already got his own rudeness as his own recipe to eat. Serve the food to the Hokage and Ryun Uchiha!" Everyone was blankly staring at him. "WELL!? What the hell are you doing!? GO!" Ranei shouts. Everyone moves, except, Ranei pulls on Teru and stops him. "Go up there, and your dead. Stay here!" Ranei announces.

Rushing out of the kitchen with some food Teru wasn't being allowed to carry, Odayaka quickly made his way to the appropriate tables and laid down the food, bowing to the Hokage and Yamakage respectfully. After making sure everything was satisfactory, he headed back to the kitchens, albeit at a slower pace.

Kurisu went up to deliver some drinks to the Hokage and Raikage, " I see familer faces up here" Kurisu mused as he remembered them as two Kages, miking it three kages in the room. Mori and Aosh also went up with the remaining good.

While all the other people were delivering the food, except Teru, Ranei deeply sighs and looked at his right arm as it was glowing faintly. "Argh...this mark is sometimes a pain." Ranei mutters as Hanatte was coming towards him. "What do you want?" Ranei abruptly asks as he cleans up. "Teru, clean your mess, it looks like ****." Ranei ordered. Teru immediately goes to his own station and starts cleaning, unhearable to where Ranei and Hanatte were talking.

"Control yourself, Ranei. You know that mark is going to take you over if you don't." Hanatte says.

"I don't care...I'm just pissed off at that pathetic son of a bitch." Ranei mutters. "You see..." Ranei looks at Teru, and sighs, as he might as well reveal the information. "I'm going to host another tournament that won't compose any rookies are this hellish style of cooking. This time, the challenge will test your abilities and such. And if that bastard ever gets near this tournament, he might as well get blasted by my forbidden Pile Driver." Ranei mutters.

"Can't you understand, you're both on the same side. Same attitude. And-" Hanatte said.

"Just shut up...You'll never understand..." Ranei mutters as he starts to clean everywhere else. "Come watch the elimination, I have something in store for it." Ranei says as he sends her away.

Hanatte sighs, but, just goes up the stairs into the audience. Before she could go up the stairs, Ranei then shouts. "Tell everyone to go now, hopefully to have a nice time. And to tell Minks to go to hell." Hanatte laughs quietly at Ranei's last joke, but, she wasn't sure if it was a joke or not.

Immediately, Hanatte goes up and announces out. "Alright, everybody! Contestants, Ranei wants you downstairs right now! Everyone else, have a nice day! I hope you had a fun time here, except Minkai, in which he should go to hell." She gave a quick apologetic look at Minks. "Thank you for your contribution for the tournament. Message sent from Ranei. Bye then!" She says. She then goes downstairs with the contestants.

Odayaka quickly went across the room to where Ranei was. He didn't want to miss seeing who would be eliminated. He hoped it wasn't him. Well, at least his chances seemed good. Not like that Daisuke, getting disqualified before the elimination had begun. He sat and waited.

Aosh stopped what he was doing and went to where Ranei is "Damn...this is gonna be a drag...hope i dont get eliminated..." Aosh sighs deeply. "This will be suspenseful."

Kurisu was calm, but a bit fearful. 'Time to see, did all my work pay off" .

Aosh faces Kurisu "I think we're fine...we worked together the most...you and I..." Aosh pauses "Odayaka is ok too i think, so its down to Mori and Teru in my Opinion."

"Yeah, I hope so. But I don't want anybody to get to upset" muttered Kurisu.

"Don't count me out just yet," Mori stated calmy, once more a cat. "It would be a real shame to miss out on at least the second round." He jumped on Kurisu's shoulder and began lazing. "I haven't completed over 200 S-Rank missions because of my cooking."

"It's because I tricked you," a man in the crowd shouted.

"Jirou!" Murderous intent washed over the room from Mori. "You told me there were going to be hot chicks here!! Not only were there no chicks, but you even brought my dad with you!"

"Mori," his father shouted in his heavy accent. "If you are eliminated you will bring GREAT SHAME to the family."

"Damn Jirou... *grumbles* old man..." Mori began mumbling.

Odayaka grinned as he saw Mori's troubles. "I think he's fine too. It seems to be Teru for me."

"No one should be upset" Aosh then mutters so noone can hear him "except maybe me."

Kurisu smiled at the comical responses between everybody, "I don't want everybody to fight, but we will." Kurisu worried as he waited.

Just before anyone could say something, Ranei and Hanatte abruptly comes in. "Alright, registeration room. Let's go." Ranei says as he claps his hand together. Everyone follows his orders and Ranei follows behind. They were all in the registeration room, the 5 contestants sitting down, and Ranei and Hanatte standing right in front of them. Ranei left the door open, in case of anyone was going to come in. "Alright, well done for cooking." Everyone then thanks Ranei. "Now...before we get to elimination, I would like to comment on everyone."

"Odayaka, I didn't really give you a lot of jobs, but, you're quality wasn't that great. But, you at least didn't give me any over cooked or undercooked food for this type of challenge. And you at least stood up to any challenge and food we gave you. I have to say, great job." Ranei said as he looked at Odayaka.

"Mori. You had the most important posting station that everyone ordered. Tired on those sushi, yes? Of course, you did sell out some undercooked and overcooked food. Especially those potstickers. Nothing is perfect in this shinobi world, we all know that. But, you had great creations with your jutsus and such with your food. So, good job." Ranei said to Mori. Then, Ranei added. "Oh yeah, make sure that you don't bring "GREAT SHAME" to the family." And gives a wink to the joke.

"Teru..." Ranei emphasized the word. "You were a lagging bull**** ass. Although you may have not sent out the best quality of food, they weren't undercooked or overcooked. I'll give you credit for that. But such a lazy ass...you know that this challenge had to enspire teamwork, your jutsus, and a challenge. But, no, you just sit you're lazy ass off and hang out with girls. What a son of a bitch..." Ranei said to Teru. "Although...you were decent."

"Kurisu...by far, probably the best cook in here, has yet far impressed me. He may have only gave out a rotted ingredient from his own damn mansion." Ranei glares at Kurisu. "But...he showed leadership, teamwork, and aggressiveness to his own jutsus when cooking. Great job." Ranei said to him.

"And finally, Aosh. You were very unprepared, I'll have to say that. But, you definitely were the one who surprised me. Added those great seasonings and such, great flavor to them, nice touch to them. Although, next time, just move your ass when your master says so, yes?" Ranei asked. "But, anyways, good job."

"And now...comments or anything to say?" Ranei was expecting the word for thanks, or elimination.

"...thanks...i guess... you should get that poll out off your --- though..." said Aosh seriously " ... we all have our talents in cooking... i dont know what you kept on freaking out about... you remind me off the chef in Hells Kitchen... we were gonna do fine anyway."

"Don't worry, I'll get nicer, really." Ranei said. "But...I guess you guys don't have anything else to say." Ranei says as he looks everywhere else. So...we're starting elimination." Ranei says sternly. Everyone then starts to tense up.

"Alright, this is how I do my elimination (for those who watch Hell's Kitchen, then you should know)." Ranei then looks around. "Kurisu...since you were the best smart ass around here, pick 2 people that you should think be eliminated due to their performance." Ranei then expects a question for the next challenge.

Kurisu stepped foward and took a deep breath and stated, "I belive that Teru, and Aosh should be." Kurisu has feared a terrible response in the form of fighting.

Ranei immediately sighs and puts his right hand on his forehead. "Oh my god..." Ranei then looks up, putting his right hand at his mouth. "Alright, you two, come up here." The two comes up and inhales and exhales deeply. "Now...before we get to this ****..." Ranei then looks at one individual. "Mori, come here." Ranei said as he looks directly at him.

Mori jumped down from Kurisu's shoulder, transforming before his feet touched the ground.

"Stop your transforming, please..." Ranei mutters. "Alright, starting from Mori to Teru, and to Aosh." Ranei then looks at Mori. "Tell me, what did you do wrong today at our little challenge, and please, tell me what you'll do next time."

"I won't even try to explain the transforming. It's unique to my fighting style," Mori stated. "As for my faults with this challenge, you stated it pretty clearly. I messed up the potstickers." He rubbed his chin. "Perhaps I wasn't the biggest team player, but I tend to work alone..." He looked Ranei straight in the eye. "As for next time... I won't hold back. This probably goes for everyone, but I haven't even scratched the surface of my Jutsu and abilities.

I like your answer... Ranei thought. "Alright, Aosh?" Rani turns to Aosh. "Tell me, of what you did wrong in our challenge, and please tell me of what you'll do next time."

"I feel that my hardest today isnt as hard as it could have been... I dozed off a lot, im not sure what could have caused that. I also took to much time on my cooking... you probably threw the most jobs at me. I tried to work together with the fellow competitors... but teamwork isnt my thing..." Aosh says, then looked at his fellow competitors "but i dont think its any of our things really." Aosh then looks at Ranei sorrowfully "and next time... if there is a next time. I'll try even harder then i did today and pay attention to the job at hand."

"Yes...you will, teamwork is the most effective for you, especially when YOU CAN'T be by yourself." Ranei says. "In fact, you two, go back up the line!" He announces. The two then thanks, and Teru was the only one left.

"Teru, before you get your ass off of here, I want you to tell me of what you did wrong. And please, tell me what you should've done right. Give me a hell of an answer and...." Ranei then puts his hand on his neck, and immediately swipes it, threatening him.

"Well you act like your a good jack***, but I'll tell you what I did wrong I didn't show up like I care I had better things to do and you know what? I HATE RETARDED COOKING SHOWS!! So if you wanna vote me off for not being a chef that's your problem I have a life and right now I'm supposed to get ready for a meeting with my bastard of a cousin so whatever I'm not going to grobble and kiss your a** in order to win this tourney." Teru looks around and goes back to his corner.

Hanatte went a little dense, and just slapped her hand at her head, really dissapointed.

"..." Ranei was just speechless. "Alright...if you don't ****ing care. Get your ass off of here..." Ranei just says. "You know...I had high hopes for you, because you were Otonami's friend. Guess what? You might as well go and complain to Otonami to get back on, because you're pretty much off. Hopefully, I won't see you on the next tourney. Kiss your ****ing ass off, please..." Ranei just waved his hand off at Teru. "Get the hell out of here, I don't want to see your face."

Teru speechlessly looks, but, before he could say anything. Ranei's hand immediately turns into a cannon. "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Ranei immediately says. "Projecannon..." The barrel inside was immediately charging up. Teru immediately runs before Ranei blasted the door where Teru just was. The door made an immediate explosion, debris falling out. Ranei just merely looks at the explosion after it cleared. His arm turned back to normal, and started to swear.

Odayaka slowly began to clap. "Well, Ranei, I think you handled that quite well. Finally, we're rid of that idiot."

"...fuck...i cant believe i won..."Aosh stares in amazment "by the way Ranei... we only have 4 people now...are we gonna go straight to the fighting phase of this tournament?"

Kurisu did not speak, but thought the same as Aosh.

"My god...I wish you haven't ask that." Ranei mutters. "Alright, here's the thing. We're forced to skip the Unlucky Challenge. You guys are immediately moving onto the 4 player tournament bracket." Ranei announces.

Odayaka grinned-the real fun was going to start-but still had a question. "Why do we need to skip it? Because of time?"

"No...lack of characters. Daisuke withdrew, while Teru here blew of his chance to move on to the next round. I'll have to say, congratulations people. You're one step closer into being the #1 rookie of the NF." Ranei says as he holds out his hand, for a handshake.

Nodding his understanding, Odayaka happily shook Ranei's hand. "Let's see how many more steps I can take, before you all bring me down." he said with a grin.

He then shakes Ranei's hand then Odayaka's "well thats not going to be before long." said Aosh said.

"Well, let's see where we go from here." Kurisu told his teamates.

Mori shook Ranei's hand. "Now we get to what I was expecting... wake me up when it starts." With that he promptly transformed back into a cat and fell asleep on Hanatte's lap after giving her the "sexy eye."

Hanatte just weirdly looked at Ranei. "Boy...I just wish that this guy stops transforming too..." Hanatte mutters as he puts the cat on Ranei's hand for him to handle business.

Ranei immediately slaps the cat, forcing Mori to wake up. Immediately, Ranei forces it to transform back to it's original area. "Alright, everyone, I want to see you at the Konoha Entrance a week later. From now and then, train yourself. You have a big week ahead of you. Alright, see you guys. Bye."

Ya, I should get going..." Aosh then yells "FUCK!!! I need to train!" Aosh then runs for the door but slams into the wall instead "sorry" then runs out.


The End

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